A scientifically accurate Santa Claus would horrifyingly destroy Earth
Merry Christmas ! well-chosen holidays ! Santa Claus is n’t * mollycoddler awake * real ! And that ’s really a good thing . Because if Santa Claus was real and scientifically accurate , he would travel the earthly concern so tight that he ’d basically become a flaming meteor that would destruct the worldly concern and crater the Earth . Claus himself would then turn into earth beef while your ears bleed as he blasts through the fastness of audio 3,000 times over ....