10 Practical Tips for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

When the automaton Book of Revelation strikes , will you be quick ? How can you prepare now to survive the undead onslaught ? We got the inside scoopful from the Green Light Anti - Zombie Squad , a radical that ’s dedicate to protecting you from zombie attacks . Here are 10 practical wind on how to survive an encounter with the walk dead .

The Green Light Anti - Zombie Squadoffers lectures and presentation to help you and your loved 1 survive an army of the undead with your brains ( and saneness entire ) . To ensure you ’ll make it through the zombi apocalypse , heed their simple tips .

1. Clear the Room.

There ’s nothing worse than stepping into a room only to be set upon by a horde of encephalon - athirst zombies . A team of four armed shooters can easily discharge a elbow room if they all stand against the near rampart : one body in each corner and two in the middle . This position proves optimal for quick bump off of a room full of the reanimate .

2. Never Turn Your Back on the Enemy

Shambling is n’t just for zombie . Three resilient human can stand with their backs together and carefully rotate through the room , ensuring that all eyes are facing outwards and no one falls victim to a surprise attack .

3. The Fine Line

For those favorable enough to amass a comparatively prominent army of live human race , the Fine Line is the good way to fend off roving zombi spirit hordes . just form two line of armed persons , one line in front of the other . Have the front line shoot while the back line holds . When the front note run away out of ammo , the back tune steps in while the front line reloads . Tragically , the Squad ’s training zombie , Billy the Hunter , pop off while the Squad demonstrated this proficiency .

4. Zombies Are the Least of Your Worries

It ’s bad enough that you have to deal with the zombified masses , who are unflagging , feel no pain , and greatly outnumber level-headed human beings . But perhaps even more deadly are the humans who only ca n’t cope with the new humankind order . It ’s best if you keep a psychologist on hand who can identify and subdue such somebody before they ship on a murderous violent disorder that puddle the zombi spirit look as furious as fluffy kittens .

5. Choose Your Weapons Wisely

Not all weapons work for all people , and the trendiest zombie - fighting armaments are n’t always the just . When in dubiousness , melee weapon system are a ok putz against the undead , but imagine twice before picking up that jumbo hammer . As comforting as squishing zombie skull may be , swinging the hammer make a sizable discharge that gives zombies plenty of clip to nibble at your armpit . GLAZS rede that you empower in a panga , which is cheap , lightweight , and neatly separates a zombie ’s head from its body . As for ranged weapons , you may want to reconsider that sawed - off shotgun you ’re so warm of . Bolt action rifle are both hefty and exact , without the ammunition restriction of the near - image shotgun .

6. Windows Are Not Your Friend

Zombies have a nasty habit of ram through glass window , so it ’s best to choose a hideout with as few priming grade windows as possible . Steer clearly of malls , umber store , and dress shop outlets in favour of Costco , BJs , Sam ’s Club , or any other large storage warehouse . If you notice yourself pin down in your house , it ’s best to hightail it up to the Ionic , which the uncoordinated zombie will have trouble reaching . Basements , even windowless ones , spell trouble .

7. Don’t Get Stuck With A Gas-Guzzler

If you ’re traveling with a group , you may consider take flight by minivan or SUV , but be warned that the gas pedal mileage and rollover rates might be a literal killer . If you ’re traveling alone , it ’s secure to take a high naut mi per gallon vehicle , like a dirt bike , or , better yet , grab a bicycle and break loose the zombi under your own replenishable power .

8. Fight World War Z with TNT

Using dynamite around the undead is a tricky proposition ; the right-hand amount of explosive can blow them to turn , but you might get cremate yourself . It ’s well to stave off those dried-out cadaver with a controlled sunburn . But , GLASZ ’s demolitions expert warn , verify it ’s a fire you could contain . A raging wildfire could demonstrate far more mortal than the zombi spirit themselves .

9. Animals: Friend or Foe?

Animals can be invaluable friend at the end of the world , but the zombi contagion could fork out them more hazard than aid . If the zombie pestilence is viral , it can infect any living cells , cause even the most inhuman animals to exhibit flesh - lust symptoms . GLASZ members ask : Would you rather defend off a snake god human — or a zombie lion ?

10. Suit Up

Perhaps the best way of life to prepare for the day the stagnant rise from their Robert Ranke Graves is to assemble the perfect zombi - fight back dress . avert brain nebulizer - back by wearing goggles and covering your face with a non - poriferous material . Use plate chain mail or leather to create a sting - proof trunk suit . Kevlar gloves ( provided to some food industry workers ) can be worn as is or refashioned into heavy sleeves , allowing you to stand off living dead bites by carry up your forearms . Riot shields also add an extra layer of protection and make the zombie school principal squishing that much loose .

[ Green Light Anti - Zombie Squad ]

A version of this article first appear back in 2009 .

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