66% ofBaldur’s Gate 3Players Too Cowardly for Druid Bear Sex

Baldur ’s Gate 3 is an epic game ofchoice and import — who live , who dies , who tells your story , who fails every possible percept check they can . But I fear , fellow wanderersacross virtual Faerûn , some of you are making the choices of coward .

Now that Larian Studios has offered its late — and seemingly conclude — major content patch up for its smash hitDungeons & Dragons game , the developer has released another round of analytics pop off over a belt of player decisions from across a whopping 51,000 years of collective playtime . It ’s full of the typical transportation akin to the stats it released shortly after Baldur ’s Gate first score PC this summertime : preferable course of instruction , usage musician species option , how many clock time people have puke bolide or got turned into a sentient tall mallow wheel . You know , D&D things .

⚔ ️ Since our launching in August , over 1.3 million players have complete Baldur ’s Gate 3 . 🧀 A telephone number almost equal by those of you transformed into a wheel of high mallow . 📈 All this , and more in our late ribbon of amazing stats!pic.twitter.com / tN5i4CDXHx

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— Baldur ’s Gate 3 ( @baldursgate3)December 5 , 2023

But the latest stats also reveal an routine of gross cowardliness among players : 66 % of theatrical role that romanced the Elf Druid Halsin , star of aviral confidant scenereleased forward of launching in which player could sweet-talk him to remain in his wildshaped bear form , chose to tell Halsin to … well , not bear all to them .

💀 turn of you who started an Honour Mode playthrough ? 158'000🩻 Of those player , 464 parties have made it to the destruction already . 34'000 of you … have already conform to your match . Better luck next time.pic.twitter.com/wzAINWiLHd

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It ’s far from a totality of Baldur ’s Gate 3 players , admittedly — Halsin is not even in the top three romanced political party members , and even in the top three players overwhelmingly go for the angsty Half - Elf Cleric , Shadowheart . But there ’s a good deal of Baldur ’s Gate 3 players out there , and a bulk of the 1 who choose to woo a tough , strapping bear of a valet de chambre are simply not letting him be a actual bear of a piece along the fashion .

Where ’s your mother wit of dangerous undertaking , people ! ? Part of the merriment of Dungeons & Dragons , orany tabletop experiencefor that style , is raging news report and tale that can only be woven by a reckless mix of worldbuilding fantasy and role player creativity . Or player raunchiness , sometimes , when the modality at the mesa is right-hand and thing are address delicately . One of those things is wildshaped druid sex , and clearly not enough of you are get it . Ah well , there ’s always an alibi for another playthrough to add to that 1.3 million completed test out there , is n’t there ?

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