The fella atLatino Reviewhave a potential easy lay for Captain America : The Winter Soldier — they say that Gallic MMA fighter Georges St.-Pierre has been hire to play the French soldier of fortune , kickboxer and long - time Cap foe Batroc the Leaper . Give me one bit , and I ’ll explain why this is fucking insane .
First of all , let ’s just say that if this casting is true , it ’s pretty much unadulterated . AsNerd Bastardsrightfully points out , George St.-Pierre is the closest matter to a real - life Batroc the Leaper there is .
But Batroc the Leaper is absurd . His power is jumping around and kick things . Not super - jumping around and sound off affair ; just regular - jumping around and kick things . He ’s often used as a joke villain , thanks to his great mustache and the fact is name is Batroc the Leaper , which he pronounces “ Batroc ze Leaper ” because he ’s so French .
I ’m not upset that Batroc may make his major motion - picture review , I ’m just … foil . I ca n’t consider I ’m living in a world where Batroc the damn Leaper is going to be in a moving-picture show . Hell , he ’ll in all likelihood have an action figure . baby will be able to purchase toys of Batroc the Leaper at grocery stores . Madness .
One more bill : If Marvel manages to get Batroc the Leaper on screen before DC / WB manages to get Wonder Woman up there , every moving-picture show executive director at DC / WB ought to switch themselves into an combat-ready volcano for fail so hard at their jobs .
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