Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull has a new pic out today , all packed with cobwebs and spider . It also looks like Shia LaBeouf ’s uniform throughout the film will be his greaser biker jacket , helping pound home the whole “ Hey , I ’m a teenaged rebel , homo ! ” attitude . If he pick up the lash once and swings it , we ’re calling shenanigans . We ’ve got the full news report on what ’s happen in this pic .
You ’ve basically fix two ways to show that something is really , really old in a movie . One is piles of junk , the other is an assload of cobweb . Indiana Jones normally has both in spades , but they ’ve gone above and beyond for this new movie .
look at the evidence : in that first step scenery in Raiders , he hauls ass through some monolithic webs before hitting the grime in front of the Hovitos federation of tribes . What ’s he cut across in ? Those same web . In Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom he hazard down into insect - infested catacomb which include what ? Giant spider and cobwebs . In Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade has to again guess into cobwebby catacomb under Venice , and later on deal with both a cobwebby Knight of the First Crusade , and his dada ’s cobweb - befuddled thinker . attend for a net face-off in Indiana Jones and the Giant Spiders From Mars to finally put an end to this outcome .
This reminds us of the exchange from the last motion-picture show , which we ’ve altered a bit :
Indy : “ That go in a musuem ! ”
Panama Hat Man : “ So do you ! With a long ton of cobwebs for impression ! ”
George LucasIndiana JonesSteven Spielberg
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