You may opine that the very conception of a 64 - year old Harrison Ford returning as archeologist and explorer Indiana Jones is , in itself , an offense to whatever higher office that you may choose to believe in , but Christian follow-up land site CAP Christian Analysis of American Culture would beg to dissent . In fact , they ’re so enamored of Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skulls that they give it a good rating than even they suspected . Spoilers for those who have n’t seen the picture show under the start .
The situation – which uses an arcane but highly notate system to score movies from 100 down to zero , ground upon “ acceptability ” ( higher numbers racket land the movie nearer to God ) , in summation to reviewing them – found itself at the heart and soul of a foreign quandry when look at the latest Lucas / Spielberg “ joint ” : Namely , that it on the face of it seemed much more blasphemous than it really was :
While all the violence and profanity in Crystal Skull were indeed morally invasive I was in person offended not only by the three uses of God ’s name in vain without the four letter cuss but by the exclusive utilisation of God ’s name in vain with the four varsity letter expletive . And by Ford himself , no less . The employment of God ’s name in vain with the four letter expletive even sounded as though it was inserted just to increase the “ bad ” of the film . Thus I feel this motion picture should be throttle from anyone go steady it , but my opinion is meaningless to the CAP Analysis Model . However in person offensive some of the content was , the final musical score of 67 out of 100 start to show you no matter what my personal opinion might be the results of the analysis are pure and insulated from my judgement .
That ’s good ; the reviewer was amiss , and the system – as always – was right , because math is never wrong . But let ’s look at some of the particular problems with the moving picture , shall we ?
In South America Indy finds Oxley but Indy ’s track crosses again with the Russians and again with a ghost from the past , Marion . SPOILER : This is where a special connection between Indy , Marion and Mutt is bring out . The Bible tells us that if a military personnel has sex with a woman that he must marry her … and stay married . [ Deut . 22:29 , 1 Cor . 7:2 ] Get tie is what Indy and Marion do but decades after - the - fact . Just remember , a noble destination does not apologise an ignoble way of life . Sex outside of a monogamous heterosexual marriage is just obviously ill-timed . If you do n’t believe me , ask God . His Word about sexually immoral behaviors can be paraphrased into one judgment of conviction : any intimate contact ( include visual ) , doings or activity outside of a monogamous heterosexual marriage is immoral . And if you do n’t like that rule or get all huffed up about me saying it , argue with the One who wrote the Rules , the One who will model on the Judgment Throne just on the other side of our last breath .
Yeah ! That ’s right ! Do n’t like that variety of moral opinion ? Why do n’t you go and reason it out with God , huh ? But best of all may be the trouble that the reviewer has with the movie ’s nudity :
While no sex - specific nudeness is seen , Ford is examine nude from the nigh - pubic country up behind a steamed shower bath field glass rampart as he is being scrub to remove radioactive taint . This , along with the semi - thong nudity of a few 12 warrior , the innuendo and all the drawing of attending to the genitalia make up the sexually - orient content .
await , a abdomen is now “ the near - pubic area ” ? I do n’t screw about you , but dead my world just have a hatful sexier …
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull[CAP Movie Ministry ]
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