clack to viewFor those unaware , today isFat Tuesday , or Mardi Gras or Shrove Tuesday or Pancake Day or whatever the hell on earth you want to call it . Let me put on my spectacles and give a small story lesson .
Fat Tuesday is the day before Ash Wednesday and the last hurrah before the start of Lent . This day has a luck of import throughout the existence , but for us in the United States , it is just another sidereal day where we can get absolutely plastered .
Fat Tuesday is also synonymous with the showing of titty in exchange for wages , in most subject , beads . So , what is a better room to pack in Fat Tuesday than a grand ol’ lean of some of our favorite alcohol- and boob - related gear . Jump to see the total , possibly NSFW , list .
10.Godzilla Beer Dispenser
I would n’t suggest drinking directly from this beer - dispense Godzilla , because then it would appear that you and Godzilla ’s relationship was more than professional . This piffling dino lets out a mighty roar upon pouring of a drinkable ( although , like most dinosaurs , Godzilla favour beer ) .
https://gizmodo.com/tokyo-found-godzilla-beer-dispenser-roars-when-you-pou-225195
9.Bikini Babe Case Mod
Nothing gets my blood churn more than a two-piece infant and powerhouse computer combined into one sick project . This guy paw - crafted a calculator to count like a female of an anime mixed bag .
https://gizmodo.com/bikini-babe-case-mod-167671
8.Breast maker
Ladies , or well - endowed guys : You may require to get those breasts in human body before flaunting them around the town for bead , and this strange contraption may be capable to do so . The Bust Doctor can reshape breasts . mayhap it can reshape the breasts into fauna and other nerveless figures .
https://gizmodo.com/breast-shaper-154450
7.Beer Tap Backpack
I know it disagree from town to town , but in my neck of the woods the general taproom district comes together for one gargantuan festivity , so trip from stripe to bar is more often than not encourage . The Beer Tap Backpack will ease those terrible 20 - foundation drinkless walk to the next bar .
https://gizmodo.com/beer-tap-backpack-what-not-to-wear-to-an-intervention-223922
6.iBreath iPod Breathalyzer Accessory
What form of a Gizmodo inclination would this be without some form of an iPod accessory ? The iBreath attach to the bottom of the iPod and can give a BAC quicker than your 80s rock playlist can load .
https://gizmodo.com/best-ipod-accessory-ever-combination-breathalyzer-fm-200163
5.Boobie Mouse Pad
Always a classic is the boobie mouse domiciliation . No further explanation necessitate .
https://gizmodo.com/boobies-mouse-pad-sets-feminism-back-50-years-236575
4.Boob Radio
Tweaking the left nipple adjusts loudness and tweaking the correct nipple pick out a station . Now that is a utilitarian pair of boob .
https://gizmodo.com/giggle-a-boob-radio-222942
3.Breast - Shaped Shampoo Dispenser
Not to be exceed by the breast wireless is this boob shampoo dispenser for the shower .
https://gizmodo.com/breast-shaped-shampoo-dispenser-190666
2.Asahi Beer Robot
I ’m pretty positive there is not a single person on this satellite who would not want to own a beer - pour robot like this one . The golem does n’t do the greatest job pouring , but we are n’t fussy .
https://gizmodo.com/asahi-beer-robot-greatest-invention-ever-199611
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1.Boobkini
The Japanese are the prevail kings of knocker and this conception further proves it . Just watch the telecasting .
https://gizmodo.com/boobkini-defies-laws-of-physics-shocks-millions-210179
And with that … Happy Fat Tuesday , all . However you experience like celebrating ( whether it be drink yourself stupefied , staying in , or regale it like any other Tuesday ) may it be enjoyable . And if you do decide to go out drinking , do it safely . Hand off the key and do as my female parent always tells me : look , but do n’t touch .
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