Holiday Office Party Tip: Don’t Break The Copy Machine With Your Ass

Ho , ho , it ’s lock - stair incorporated playfulness and binge drinking sentence again . Gizmodo need you to savour your fellowship ’s yearly excuse to watch your colleagues make asses of themselves responsibly . Our advice this class ? Do n’t sit on the copy simple machine . At least if you are in the UK , where 32 percent of Canon technicians say they have been call to fix glass plate during the Christmas period for non - work - refer cracks .

Geoff Bush from the magnetic north of England said one pillowcase he ’d attended , where a young lady had cracked the glass mid - scan , also jammed the scanner so that it was n’t until the simple machine was fixed and her colleagues all sober that copies of her backside starting pouring from the simple machine .

Thank you CNET for that apocryphal fib , and giving us a intellect to recall about ass the day after Thanksgiving . extra commendation for the lurid headline—”Confessions of a photocopier repairman”)—too bad the clause has just two examples in it .

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